Hednaorden ha scritto:porcodiocanesudicioladrofanculocazzomerda -.-


oh, mi scomunicano adesso? bene..m'importa 'na sega -.-

albertogo ha scritto:

Hednaorden ha scritto:porcodiocanesudicioladrofanculocazzomerda -.-


oh, mi scomunicano adesso? bene..m'importa 'na sega -.-

Forse dicendo dio comunista ed iscritto alla CGIL...

Vihata ha scritto:Quella cagna della madonna mpestata di sangue de cristo sbudellato da un sunnita incazzato

Maestro ha scritto:Buon sangue non mente.
Domenica vado a trovare i nonni. Mia nonna mi racconta un fatto.
NB: mio cugino Pietro è in prima asilo.

"Tuo cugino Pietro mercoledi, durante il pranzo all'asilo, è salito in piedi sul tavolo e ha urlato una bestemmia!"

Ah, che belle cose

Lugh ha scritto:questa da chi l'hai arrubbata?

la mia bestemmia la affido a un professionista:

(si e` vecchia ma sto tipo rimane un grande )

Profanity as blasphemy, scoff, curse and insult at deity

Profanities in the original meaning of blasphemous profanity are part of the ancient tradition of the comic cults, which laughed and scoffed at the deity.[8] In the Middle Ages Europe the most improper and sinful "oaths" where those invoking the body of the Lord and its various parts, as the Italian Pote de Christo! ("Christ's cunt"), and these were precisely the oaths most frequently used.[9]

In Italian language profanities belonging to this category are called bestemmie (singular: bestemmia), in which God, the Virgin Mary, Jesus, the Saints or the Roman Catholic Church are insulted. This category is so strong it is usually frowned upon even by people who would make casual or even regular use of the profanities above. In some areas of Italy, such as Veneto and Tuscany, blasphemy is somewhat more common. Until 1999, uttering this class of profanities in public was considered a misdemeanor in Italy (although the offenders were very rarely if ever pursued).

The most common are:

* Porco Dio[10] / Dio porco: Literally "God (is a) pig/filthy"; there is no meaning-equivalent in English. An expression somewhat similar, just for the frequency of its use, is goddammit.
* Dio maiale: God (is a) pig.
* Dio cane: God (is a) dog. In Venice and Veneto dio can (spelt this way according to local dialect) is the most common bestemmia.
* Dio merda: God (is a) shit.
* Dio boia: God (is an) executioner; roughly equivalent to bloody God. Used mainly in Tuscany and Emilia-Romagna.
* Dio infame: God (is) infamous.
* Dio serpente: God (is a) snake.
* Dio verme: God (is a) worm.
* Dio bestia: God (is a) beast. Used mainly in Umbria and Tuscany.
* Dio lupo: God (is a) wolf.
* Dio zozzo: God (is) filthy.
* Dio stronzo: God (is an) asshole.
* Dio schifoso: God sucks.
* Dio sorcio: God (is a) rat.
* Madonna maiala: Virgin Mary (is a) pig/slob. Used mainly in Tuscany.
* Porca Madonna: Virgin Mary (is a) dirty pig/bloody Virgin Mary.
* Madonna troia / zoccola / mignotta / puttana: Virgin Mary (is a) slut / whore.
* Madonna avvelenata: Virgin Mary (has been) poisoned.
* Madonna bocchinara: Virgin Mary (is a) cocksucker.
* Madonna strega: Virgin Mary (is a) witch.
* Madonna schifosa: Virgin Mary sucks.
* Madonna impalata: Impaled Virgin Mary.
* puttana (la) Madonna / Madonna 'sta puttana: Virgin Mary (is a) whore.
* Dio fa: God (is a) fake; typical of Piedmont, it originates from Dio faus, faus being the word for 'fake' in the dialect of that region.
* Dio povero: God (is) poor, a somewhat lighter substitute for Dio porco
* Dio poj: God (is) poor, a somewhat lighter substitute for Dio porco mostly used in Friuli.
* Can-dal-ostia o can-del-ostia: Literally "The Eucharist is a dog", referring to the presence of Jesus Christ in the Eucharistic Bread, according to the doctrine of transubstantiation. Used mainly in Venice and in Veneto.

It has to be said that Italian blasphemies are used even in Slovenia.

A perfect example of how to pronunce those phrases and words can be found on video sites, just typing "Germano Mosconi" (or find links below, in the Bibliography and sources section).

In regions where these interjections are widely used, a positive acknowledgment from the audience is given to linguistic skills such as rhyming and creativity in describing a scene or a short story. For example,

* Porco Dio, porca Madonna e tutti gli angeli in colonna: Literally "God (is a) pig, the Holy Mother (is a) pig and all the angels (stand) in line".

These profanities are also commonly altered to minced oaths with very slight changes in order not to appear blasphemies. For instance:

* porco zio rather than porco Dio, where zio is Italian for uncle.
* Maremma maiala rather than Madonna maiala, where Maremma is a seaside zone of Tuscany. Curiosly, the former is actually widely used in Tuscanian dialect, whereas the latter is seldom used.
* Porca Madosca rather than Porca Madonna. where Madosca means nothing.

Other minced oaths can be created on the fly when people begin to utter one of the above blasphemies but then choose to "correct" them in real time. The principal example is somebody beginning to say Dio can and choosing to say instead Dio cantante (God (is a) singer) or Dio canta con noi (God sing with us). Also in Marche is very common to say "Dio caro", meaning "dear God". In Tuscany, Umbria and Marche people are used to say "Dio bono" (with bono being a contraction of buono, that means good) or "Dio bonino" (same meaning, Tuscany only).

Also, it should be noted that Cristo! or Cristo santo! (used to express rage and/or disappointment), while not being a bestemmia, is commonly assumed to violate the second commandment of not making "wrongful use of the name of the Lord Thy God".

Lugh ha scritto:questa da chi l'hai arrubbata?

la mia bestemmia la affido a un professionista:

(si e` vecchia ma sto tipo rimane un grande )